I’ve had a very busy week which has lead to me having a lot to say. Firstly, I love hen do’s. (Not the ‘L’ plates, stretched hummer variety. The glamping, gifts and games variety.) This weekend I orchestrated one for one of my bestest friends and I came away so bloody happy that such great people exist in this world, that I had a little cry in the car as I drove home. Continue reading
How old ought a person be whence first they get their own mobile phone? I’m not keen on today’s technologically advancing world, so if I did bring up a child, I’d want to bring it up outside playing in the mud, not inside pestering me to buy it a smartphone.
But I hear that today’s kiddies don’t want mud as much as they want smartphones. Back in my day, kids didn’t have phones and they – we – were just fine thanks. Continue reading
To procreate or not to procreate? That is the question. I suspect that my reasons for having children are not the kind of reasons that will give you the best start in life, so it may well be in your best interests for me to never create you in the first place. But if I do, because of the reasons I’ll divulge below, then please show this letter to your future therapist. It will help them understand why you’re so messed up.