WRITE HERE, WRITE NOW

DRY CLEAN ONLY

In which terrible things happen to my dry cleaning and dry cleaner.

 

YOU'RE WELCOME

Yes that's right - Check back here every Friday for my latest stimuli, bits, bobs and blogs...

BOOB JOB

A revelation in boob control for the smaller (but perkier) sized lady.

 

TO MY CHILDREN

In which I procrastinate about procreation. Children are scary. It's best to avoid them.

WHEN RAVING IN THE LUNACY OF INK


I CATCH MY PEN AND PUBLISH WHAT I THINK

Kimberley Anne Better Better Willis I was born. That went well. Not long after, I was walking and talking and stamping and shouting and making my mark on the world. I discovered Mum's typewriter when I was about eight years old and have been fascinated by words and sentences ever since. I continue to stamp and shout, but now with added 'I might blog about this later' notemaking.

  • PUN

    OF THE MONTH

    “I had a ploughman’s lunch the other day.
    He wasn’t very happy.”

    Tommy Cooper

  • GUEST

    WRITERS

    Lucky old me, I know lots of clever writers. Each month, a new Guest Writer will grace us with their wit and warmth. Click here to read their words

  • ARTICLES

    I'VE WRITTEN

    Here's a selection of my recently published articles

  • BLOGS

    I LOVE

    A blog roll of other sites I know and love and wish I’d thought of.

Stimuli // stimuli plural of stim·u·lus (Noun)

  1 - A thing that rouses activity or energy in someone or something; a spur or incentive.

  2 - Which is to say, I like stuff that makes me go 'Oo' and makes my brain circuitry go bananas. Stuff I probably learned in school, but forgot. Or stuff I wish I'd learned in school. Or stuff I wish I'd taken a masters in so I could have become a clever grown-up. But it's mostly just funny cartoons.  

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    Bike Fright

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    Less Litter

  • AnnaFisher

    My Space

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    Bizzle.

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    Not So Busy Bees

  • Weight on other planets

    Weigh Me

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    Jumping Jack

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    Star Signs

  • Mayor of Bristol

    not your average Joe.

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    The Star Nosed Mole.

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    Pencil Case

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    Spike Milligan

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    Love This Woman

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    Pole Dancing

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    Eat Seasonably.

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    How Animals Eat Their Food.

  • Fingers

    Wrinkly Fingers. Why?

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    Louis C.K. on smoking pot.

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    Level Crossing

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    Clever Boy.

The Lunacy of Ink was born on Valentine's Day 2008... a gift from a suitor who liked my writing and wanted to give me a platform from which to flourish. So I married him. It's mostly a reportage style open diary.... of what I do and wish I didn't when drunk. And sober. With a bit of current affairs thrown in, whenever I feel I have something new to say about Kate Middleton.

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